THRESHOLD / Tigervision / Atari 2600
Also fondly known as "Seagull Hunter", some guy apparently gets tired of bird poop on his deck and hops in a spaceship to do something about it. Unfortunately his fighter craft is pathetic and gets owned whenever a bird crashes into it (sucked into a propellor?), and the firing range on it is so abysmal you have to get up close and personal to take them out. The whole game consists of just trying to shoot repetitive waves of weaving birds in vain. Maybe they thought the random color gradient bars on the side of the screen would be enough to sell the game?