CHALLENGER / Hudson / NES
Hmm ... here's another Japan-only release that I don't think anyone will complain about our not getting.
It actually seems to mostly be in English so it could be ported ... beware! Lock your doors and hide the children!
In this game, Panama Jack has to board a train to save his girl from Dark Nuts or whoever. To do this he runs along the top, with jumping as his only defense against the birds from Ninja Gaiden and Cattle Rustler Luigi army.
The gameplay is super stiff and cheap, with tons of cheesy hits ahoy and ridiculous frustration level.
Panama Jack probably goes on to further adventures in later levels, but hell if I know because I never got past the first level and I've deleted this game already.