KARATE / Froggo / Atari 2600
Karate ... the original "game that plays itself"? Seriously, I'm pretty sure your button inputs do absolutely nothing here. Two giant oddly-colored men, naked only save their white belts, boogie at each other until they get close, whereupon they fire off random kicks and punches. The type they select seems completely random, as does whether they even connect or not. And this happens automatically even if you don't push anything! I think they were going for some sort of low-budget version of Karate Champ but whoever was programming it just had no clue how to do anything at all. Add in the ear-raping sound at startup and you have pretty much one of the worst games ever made. Deplorable even by 2600 standards.
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